Monday, June 04, 2012

Bloomberg's Utopia


I was watching the 1993 movie "Demolition Man" the other day and I found an intereesting scene in the movie

John Spartan was just released from prison and his first request is for a cigerette.

He was then told that "Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal."

They then go on the list everything that is illegal:

"Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat, bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence. "

Then it hit me.

This is New York Major Michael Bloomberg's utopia

Lets just look at a list of Ban's Bloomberg supports

  • 32oz drinks - anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.
  • Trans fats - anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.
  • Second hand smoke - anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.
  • Alcohol - anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.
  • Salt - anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.


Maybe the Edgar Friendly character said it best

"I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener". "

Is that the future you want to live in? The future we want our kids to live in?

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